Category: Videogames
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The Burps
From the archives Molyneux only knows what year it was and Molyneux only knows where my boss got it from but at some point in the nineties, he let me (“providing I could carry it myself”) take his excessively weighty PC round to my own home and nestling there amongst all these other games was…
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Line Go Up (Unwinnable)
At some point in the distant human past, someone traded something they did not want for something they did. The person they traded with likely didn’t want the thing they traded away as much as they wanted the thing they didn’t have. This may have been the most colossal error humanity has made. The ever…
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The Official Sequence Of Videogames
From the archives Just for the record, the official sequence of videogames is: 1. [game name]2. [game name]:[name] Harder3. [game name] III: Back In Training4. [g]4[me]5. [game name] Kart6. [game name] (it’s a reboot, go back to the top) (originally published on Take This Machine: 28th March 2015)