Data Jammers<\/a> combines three of my favourite things. Digital Eel<\/a>, Motorways<\/a> and a Kenta Cho<\/a> circa 2005-6 aesthetic. Honestly, if you really want to know the way to my heart, it\u2019s not flowers, it\u2019s things that go brum brum vroom in neon colours.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Obviously if you can make some flowers that go brum brum vroom in neon colours then maybe we can talk about that but until then, Datajammers it is.<\/p>\n\n\n\n There\u2019s a whole load of obligatory silly plot guff but the game essentially boils down to, as my good chum Lewie puts it, \u201cgoing along a futuristic motorway really quickly\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n And that\u2019s pretty much what you\u2019ll be doing for most of Data Jammers. You\u2019ll be going along a futuristic motorway really quickly. Of course, that the motorway bends and twists and splits off in the most hypnotic and curious of ways leaving you often dazzled at how criminally difficult this place would be for SCS to build a new Eurotruck Simulator game around is also a thing. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Of course, there\u2019s the obligatory enemies too. It wouldn\u2019t be a neon-soaked arcade game without enemies, right? (This is videogames, Rob. I don\u2019t think you need to even ask this \u2013 Ed)<\/p>\n\n\n\n At first you\u2019re just kinda avoiding a bit of traffic and the odd elementary enemy that comes drifting down lanes towards you but level by level Data Jammers introduces new hazards to dodge, electronic scorpion shaped things with their stingy eye on doing you in through the face, holes in the road (with traffic barriers because even in the future, safety first), traffic cones, pushy zoomy things and all the other things you\u2019re sure to find on the future information superhighway taken way too literally<\/em> including bosses that amazingly aren\u2019t rubbish like most bosses. Admittedly, they\u2019re not the highlight of the game either but I\u2019ve seen worse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n What strikes me though is that everyone else in the game is in a car or robo-vehicle of some kind and you, the player, are bouncing around this high speed way-too-literal information superhighway in what looks like some sort of rubber ring. I know you\u2019re an elite commando (because videogames) but treating this dangerous, twisty turny future roadway like a swimming lesson? Well now. There\u2019s no need to show off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Digital Eel are clearly channelling Kenta Cho here and like a lot of Kenta Cho\u2019s earlier videogames, it also feels like the kind of alternative universe arcade game that should have always been but never was. It\u2019s the same sort of territory that Yak explores in TxK to a large degree albeit less obvious a homage to a specific work. Data Jammers is more the Spy Hunter that came out in a world where vector games didn\u2019t disappear down the plughole. And I dunno, there\u2019s something about the ridiculous motorway\/data stealing stuff that feels very 2000AD:The Videogame too, which is kinda OK really. <\/p>\n\n\n\n In some ways, it\u2019s another videogame future we forgot to explore and someone finally went \u201cyou know, maybe\u2026\u201d a few years too late and in others, it feels like the kind of thing that could only be made in these here modern times. It\u2019s very eighties and very now. I like that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n originally published on Take This Machine, July 25th 2015<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" From The Archive Data Jammers combines three of my favourite things. Digital Eel, Motorways and a Kenta Cho circa 2005-6 aesthetic. Honestly, if you really want to know the way to my heart, it\u2019s not flowers, it\u2019s things that go brum brum vroom in neon colours. 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