• Link: As Xbox swings the axe, Gears of War: E-Day developers fear they’ll be laid off straight after launch – and right before they’d be due their bonuses (Eurogamer)


    Eurogamer talking with some remaining Xbox devs and it’s going as well as you’d expect really.

    ”It’s hard to believe anything they say anymore”

    Whilst there’s a lot upsetting around Microsoft gutting a huge portion of the games industry not because it’s not profitable but because it’s not increasingly profitable enough on a steep enough curve, it’s been incredibly frustrating watching the people who have bought into the idea of a “reset” that’s “streamlining” Xbox into an efficient hits machine just, well, buying into it at all. I’ve mentioned it before but I can’t see how Xbox can come back from this now.

    I’ve just risen from my slumber so I’m not going to write thousands of words on this but with the exception of the small amount of people who would tweet a CEO compliments and think this is perfectly normal behaviour for a human being, Microsoft have trashed just about every other relationship they have on just about every level.

    Their own developers know that it doesn’t matter anymore if they ship a successful game or not, Microsoft will lay them and their colleagues off in a heartbeat no matter what, with no rhyme nor reason beyond “because they can”.

    Studios have had their workforces stripped down to unmanageable amounts and it is fundamentally clear many no longer have the staff or morale to continue to work at a healthy, sustainable, pace. Or at all in some cases.

    When one of your star studios is announcing games four years in advance, in order to prove that people want them and they can and do ship games so please don’t hurt us ~ please leave us some staff! ~ this is not normally how anything works. This is a desperate move on the part of the studio and a shameful reflection upon how the new management are seen to operate.

    Third party developers have known sales on Xbox are shit for ages now. Unless a publisher or Xbox are covering the costs of working on Xbox, that’s effort people could be putting into something that helps keep the lights on instead. Or buying lunch, whatever. Throw in a completely uncertain future for Xbox and there’s no good reason to put that work in. As Sony have discovered in the past, the amount of work to recover from this is years long, substantial and needs people who can be trusted by the third party devs not to fuck them over. That is not happening with Xbox right now or anytime soon. Things can and will only get worse for Xbox here.

    Customers are getting front row seats to the chaos with ever changing decisions on what Xbox costs to use, what services Xbox is willing to offer and for what, and watching the entire ecosystem be gutted by Microsoft’s swingeing cuts and the games suffer. You can’t “do a good Halo” your way out of this one. Especially whilst continuing to bleed the customers dry so they really feel it in the wallet.

    What remains of the games press is, for the most part, sitting there watching all this unfold in complete horror. The amount of people compelled to give Xbox anything close to positive, “normal” coverage is vanishingly small.

    There is no one place Xbox have not fucked things up. All that is left is distrust and a small handful of weirdo CEO tweeting fans. There is no functioning Xbox ecosystem to “reset”, everything is (bluntly) completely fucked on every discernible level and the recent egregious increases in the costs of hardware pretty much ensure any attempts to salvage anything from this become borderline impossible anyway because who wants to pay an extortionate amount for a console with so little developer support, so few games and a willingness to keep asking for increasing amount of money for fewer services? Yeah, it’s just those weirdos who tweet CEOs compliments left for that one.

    Xbox are fucked, man.

  • Link: When did Google get so fucking weird? (Sancho Panza’s Thoughts)


    What I wanted was some links, but that’s not what Google does in 2026.

    Oh man, this. All this.

    This has been mildly freaking me out for about a week now. I’m not sure precisely when Google shifted the GenAI summary into Fully Uncomfortable mode (partly because I try and avoid googling anything these days because I’m just so tired of all this kind of bullshit) but I found myself googling the text of a garbage post that someone had made on Blue Sky last week. Because I’d already blocked whoever it was, Blue Sky’s search wasn’t really much use so I thought “sod it”. After all, I’m just going to get some terrible links and some additional trauma in return, right?

    I cannot stress enough what a garbage post it was. Borderline nonsense that had set a bunch of people in my feed off with how absurdly, intensely clownshoes it was. Proper nob stuff.

    Anyway, so instead of giving me any useful results or indication of where the post originated, the AI summary congratulated me on my incisive observation and listed all the ways I was being a very good, and very smart, boy. Embarrassing stuff because it was about as incisive as making honking sounds but also, that *is* a weird thing for a search engine to be doing, right?

    Mentioning this earlier over on Masto, I found myself grumbling about how I’m not friends with computer, it’s just sand getting above its station. I don’t entirely understand how the faux emotions and text dump that looks like flattery hoodwinks people, I really genuinely don’t.

    Being a nob and never knowing when I’m losing enough, I had the bright idea to google “it’s just sand getting above its station” to see what happens, EVEN THOUGH I KNOW BETTER, and…

    ”That is one of the most brilliant and poetic ways to describe a computer chip or modern silicon technology”

    Fuck this. This isn’t right. It’s a joke as old as silicon chips. I don’t know what’s even going on anymore but I don’t like it.

  • Ocean Pop


    Not my usual kind of doodle and I think it shows! I’m not entirely convinced I’m cut out for “cute” and I had a hell or a time with the colours on this as well. A few weeks after doodling it and I’ve managed to get them a little better but they’re still not where I could comfortably say “I’m happy with these” but some you win, some you lose and some you probably should have just stuck to space fish and lasers instead.

    The picture itself is of a sleeping octopus, kinda inspired by the nice little merge game, Ocean Pop, that I’ve been enjoying off and on for a while now. It’s dead cheap on Steam, just the right side of jolly and perfect for days like today where my brain has left the building after judging videogames and I just need something relaxing to press buttons to. Also, importantly: fish.

    (Just glancing at the store page there and the game still needs a couple of reviews to meet Valve’s threshold so if you do give it a go, pop a review down because games need all the help they can get these days)